Fic ~ Nino's Inbox Is Flooded

[amh1988]

Wow guys! The response to the first ‘letters’ was incredible…. I never thought that four silly little drabbles would be so popular. XD And since you guys asked for it (and boy~ did you ask for it) Here are the replies from the other members. It was actually harder this time because I wasn’t keeping to one character, but hopefully, it’s passable.
 

Title: Letters For Ninomiya
Rating: PG 
Genre: General/Humor
Characters: Everyone.
Word Count: 450
Type: Follow up to stand-alone (?)
Summary: After Nino sends a few short mails to his fellow members and tells them what has been on his mind lately, they send their replies.
 
-Letters From Ninomiya (first batch) 
 
Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi. 
  
 
Letters For Ninomiya 
 
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From: Sakurai Sho
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
Is that so? I’m sorry, I didn’t realise I was causing you trouble. From now on, I’ll try to be more aware of the situation. Given the choice though, don’t you always default to nailing Ohno-kun? Besides, I never plan to look stupid; it’s usually either you or Matsujun who set me up in the first place….
 
Anyway, I’ll make it up to you. Want me to treat you to lunch tomorrow? The TBS cafeteria has some really good beef ramen lately.
 
Speaking of treats, thank you very much for my birthday present. I’m not exactly sure what you think I would need a pair of magicians’ handcuffs for, but I am grateful for your kindness. I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth. Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter….
 
Humbly yours,
 
Sakurai Sho
[Mediator]
 
PS. Matsujun invited me to the beach earlier, do you want to join us?
 
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From: Matsumoto Jun
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
Even when I parade around like a dork, compared to everyone else, I’m still the coolest member. Your territory is safe; I’m only looking over the border.
 
Cordially,
 
Matsumoto Jun
[Tourist]
 
PS. I can handle Leader on my own.
 
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From: Aiba Masaki
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
Geez… you don’t have to take it that far Nino-chan. I haven’t done anything to you lately, have I? I even made sure you were safe by having them give you the left-alone­ segments and invented Mirror Man so you didn’t have to do so much work. That was all for your sake, you know.
 
If you tell, I’ll probably have to run away to Africa! So let’s just keep this to ourselves, OK? It’ll be our little secret. I’ll even get my dad to cancel the outstanding balance on your tab at the restaurant (it’s been nine years since you last paid it anyway.) Deal?
 
Oh, and what’s up with Sho-chan anyway? He just called me and said I was a bad influence on him. Do you know what’s going on?
 
All the best,
 
Aiba Masaki
[Defendant]
 
PS. You can try, but if you break my 5-Iron, you’ll have to pay for it.
 
 
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From: Ohno Satoshi
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
But why not?
I bought some anti nausea tablets just for you….
And if you won’t even get on a boat in private, how are we ever going to get to go to a deserted island together? I’m not paying you to run away with me: That’s illegal.
 
Ah~ I only asked you to model because I haven’t really been able to draw recently. Don’t be mad. I won’t let you wash my hair while you’re mad; it hurts. Maybe I should ask Sho-kun? He has been doing all that working out lately and it would be a shame to waste it. Or Matsujun? But he’d probably say no too, huh?
 
Can’t you think of something we can do together? I feel like I’ve hardly seen you all year~!
 
Faithfully yours,
 
Ohno Satoshi
[Disciple]
 
PS. I liked the blindfold trick best. ♥
 
 
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(S)END
 
Well, short little things like this must come to an end sooner rather than later (that’s the definition of short and little, you know,) so I might do one more with Nino’s comebacks for this lot, but I think that would be it, then.
 
On the plus side, doing this has helped me get back into the swing of writing properly, so I should be releasing some proper stories soon, (including the ones I promised ages ago. I’ve also been thinking about writing another series… but I’ll get back to you on that.
 
Feel free to comment with your thoughts and ideas. 
  
  

Comments

[zukkoke-iero.livejournal.com]

yay. read now/.

[guppy-chan.livejournal.com]

a good comeback! pls write more! i wan to know about the blindfold trick! haha.. thanks for sharing (^_^)

[asyuraniel.livejournal.com]

sho-kun is really majime... he answer properly eventhough the msg just for nino... and nino just being nino.. 9 years ago his last payment... hehehehehe

[higure-san.livejournal.com]

xDDDDD this made my day. no scratch that. this AND the previous fic (first batch) made my day! =D

i'd LOVE to see nino's comeback xD but yeah, don't drag this for too long.... it'll loose it's.... unique-ness? i think so.

i love the 'satanic alter' comment ^^; jun's reply- short and 'sweet' xD and the thought that nino has debt to the restaurant for NINE years?! LOLLL! gotta love his reply! and ohno, ohno <33

again, thank you for sharing this <3

[kitsie-chan.livejournal.com]

that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter….

cult!Sho?! xD And omo Jun, so cordial.

[a-mbry0.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL
You're doing great job here! wants moooore XDD
Thank you!
<33

[ishidaforever.livejournal.com]

Love it!! XD

[betzi-chan.livejournal.com]

*LOOOOL*
i laughed soooo much.
i just LOVE it.
and jun's answer is the best. short and so jun-like!

i want to read MOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!

[elitejean.livejournal.com]

ooh, an update *jean is happy!!* i think you captured them pretty well^^ seriously, these are so good...it must tough but i seriously want to read messages from other members too just like "letters from neenernator" XD

ohno-man is so adorable, getting all whiny like that..somehow i can imaging neener really not paying at aiba-chan's restaurant XD then jun's reply is short & cool and of course sho-chan's...haha!! satanic altar XD

[narusaku4vr.livejournal.com]

Love the replies, I'm cracking up

Sho's satanic altar...er...shelf

Handcuffs??? What does Nino have in mind anyways.

More please.

[animexfreak728.livejournal.com]

"I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth. Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter…. "

XDDD I loved this. I was rolling around laughing. Sho is a dork.

I like the idea of Letters from Sho!!!! [cant you just tell hes my ichiban?]

Oh!!! And you should poss think about a Sho/OC fanfic!!! Id love you forever! 8D

[mika-sasaki.livejournal.com]

Awesome as usual!!! =D =D
This will bring me smiles until I get to go home.

[aibakawaii.livejournal.com]

LOL, awesome comebacks! 8D I loved Jun's short one. XD
And hah, blindfold trick... *is such a pervy Ohmiya fan*

[all4cyanide.livejournal.com]

LOL! STILL WIN AND STILL LOVE IT! TY~

[yoshiblack16.livejournal.com]

lol, their replies! Ohno! I liked the blindfold trick the best♥
just what is Nino teaching him??? I would like to read the other member's batch:)

[pebblegosling.livejournal.com]

NINO'S RESPONSES WOULD BE AWESOME

I know I'm Ohmiya bias but Ohno's reply totally killed it for me- awesome XD
And you got the other members really well too (Matsujun's made me giggle- it was so him)

[rinalin.livejournal.com]

These were all delightfully cute.

[jenny-desu.livejournal.com]

What? Sho does not know why he would need the handcuffs???
Tsk tsk tsk...
Sho, of course, you need them for Aiba
XDDDDDDDDD


Jun~
XDDDDD
"I'm still the coolest member"
XDDDDDDDDDD

O.O
Aiba threatened Nino
Nino, be careful
XDDDDDDDDDDD
You were right, it really surprised me XD

Ohno~
XDDDDDDDDDD
Ohno's reply made my day XD
I really love this one ♥♥♥♥♥

Can't wait for the next one ^___^

*Hugs you*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~Jenny~

[leiyah-chan.livejournal.com]

*rofl the second time around* OMG..

For some reason, I looooooove MatsuJun's reply~ So DoS~ So.. So.. Jun-hime! Loooolz~ Dorky/Fail Sho is always love and Aiba's excuse is a sure win reason! "I did it all for your sake"-line got me laughing so hard~ Satanic Altar even~ Loolz~ An image of "magical handcuffs" and wisdom teeth collection kept running inside my mind~ Looolz~

I'll be looking out for more of your fic ^_^ You're officially one one of my favorite Arashi fanfic writer <3 GANBATTE!!!

[arashiheartie.livejournal.com]

kyaa~ i love your letters <3
i both read these and the first batch.

these are very great ideas.
you've got each members' side, ne~

i love Sho-kun's P.S. the best!
"Matsujun invited me to the beach earlier, do you want to join us? "

I remember Kazu-chan's reaction while saying he HATES to go to the BEACH so much xD

[saikouchan12.livejournal.com]

LOL..love their replies~!XD
im excited for nino's comebacks..
im pretty sure it would be awesome!hahaha
thank you!;-)

[ayumi-kitty.livejournal.com]

ks;;lsfjslgmsgiuhs <333333 Love the Ohmiyaness in Oh-chan's message!

"Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter…" Oh LOL this is beyond hilarious!!! XDDDDDDD I can imagine this SO clearly! XD

And oh Neen, NINE years?? XDD

Ahhh~ I'd love to read one on Aiba's messages to the members! (I'd chose Sho, honestly, but I saw zukko requesting for that one already XD)

You may know this already but still! I LOVED IT! <33

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