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This one had been sitting on my HD for a while now. It was just a few paragraphs from completion, so I decided to finish it and post it today. It’s utter Cracked out humor of course, so if you need a good chuckle, give it a look. Because Arashi experiments are their own special kind of crack, I just add a little seasoning!

Title: The Gospel According to Arashi ~ The Great Flood
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy/Parody/(Sac-)Religious Literature?
~~Pairing: None~~
Word Count: 1,500
Type: Stand-alone
Summary: Utter CRACK. It’s the Arashi Bible. Wherein the Supreme God of Everything, Jonny, does command Five Divine Mortals to build a boat. Not to be taken seriously.

Other verses from the Arashian Bible:
Verse One: Genesis
Verse Two: Holy Scriptures

NOTE: Each “verse” is completely stand-alone, and knowledge of previous installments is not necessary.

( Verse Three: The Great Flood )

Current Location: A Paper Boat
Current Music: Arashi ~ Blue

This one took a little longer than I planned simply because Real Life butted in. It’s written a little differently from my previous Arashi Bible story, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. It is also punctuated with “Lessons” from Arashi themselves. (And one from Management…) I have also been working on a completely original Arashi Gospel (ie: not ganked from a vid) for which I am in need of a beta reader. So, if there is anyone who wants to volenteer let me know, okay?

Title: The Gospel According to Arashi ~ Holy Scriptures
Rating: U
Genre: Comedy/Parody/Religious Literature?
Pairing: None
Word Count: 800
Type: Stand-alone
Summary: Not to be taken seriously. It’s the second part of the Arashi Bible. Each part is basically a stand alone story, so knowledge of previous installments is NOT required, but can be found here: GATA ~ Genisis

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people depicted in this fiction. I just borrowed them for entertainment purposes... Oh, and this one comes from the backstage cam in Sendai from Toku-tsu.

( Holy Scriptures )

Current Mood: naughty
Current Location: The Palace of Thrifty Thinkers
Current Music: Arashi ~ Believe

This is just a quick little something I put together last night to keep boredom at bay. I make no excuses for the cracked-out silliness that ensues. And please note: I love the Arashi boys and I only tease them lovingly to show how much I care. That said, I had so much fun writing this that there will probably be more Arashi Bible Stories to follow. I'll probably treat each one as a Stand-Alone verse, so there will be no need to follow this fic religiously. <--- See what I did there?

Title: The Gospel According to Arashi ~ Genisis
Rating: U
Genre: Comedy/Parody/Religious Literature?
Pairing: None
Word Count: 600
Type: Stand-alone
Summary: It’s the first part of the Arashi Bible. Not to be taken seriously.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people depicted in this fiction. I just borrowed them for entertainment purposes... Oh, and I recommend watching the Arashi Wake-up call in Hawaii! Or atleast recalling it while reading this. (Although it's not absolutely required.)

( The Gospel According to Arashi )

Current Mood: crazy
Current Location: The Land of No Light
Current Music: Pikanchi Double

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