Fic ~ Nino's Inbox Is Flooded

[amh1988]

Wow guys! The response to the first ‘letters’ was incredible…. I never thought that four silly little drabbles would be so popular. XD And since you guys asked for it (and boy~ did you ask for it) Here are the replies from the other members. It was actually harder this time because I wasn’t keeping to one character, but hopefully, it’s passable.
 

Title: Letters For Ninomiya
Rating: PG 
Genre: General/Humor
Characters: Everyone.
Word Count: 450
Type: Follow up to stand-alone (?)
Summary: After Nino sends a few short mails to his fellow members and tells them what has been on his mind lately, they send their replies.
 
-Letters From Ninomiya (first batch) 
 
Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi. 
  
 
Letters For Ninomiya 
 
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From: Sakurai Sho
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
Is that so? I’m sorry, I didn’t realise I was causing you trouble. From now on, I’ll try to be more aware of the situation. Given the choice though, don’t you always default to nailing Ohno-kun? Besides, I never plan to look stupid; it’s usually either you or Matsujun who set me up in the first place….
 
Anyway, I’ll make it up to you. Want me to treat you to lunch tomorrow? The TBS cafeteria has some really good beef ramen lately.
 
Speaking of treats, thank you very much for my birthday present. I’m not exactly sure what you think I would need a pair of magicians’ handcuffs for, but I am grateful for your kindness. I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth. Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter….
 
Humbly yours,
 
Sakurai Sho
[Mediator]
 
PS. Matsujun invited me to the beach earlier, do you want to join us?
 
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From: Matsumoto Jun
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
Even when I parade around like a dork, compared to everyone else, I’m still the coolest member. Your territory is safe; I’m only looking over the border.
 
Cordially,
 
Matsumoto Jun
[Tourist]
 
PS. I can handle Leader on my own.
 
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From: Aiba Masaki
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
Geez… you don’t have to take it that far Nino-chan. I haven’t done anything to you lately, have I? I even made sure you were safe by having them give you the left-alone­ segments and invented Mirror Man so you didn’t have to do so much work. That was all for your sake, you know.
 
If you tell, I’ll probably have to run away to Africa! So let’s just keep this to ourselves, OK? It’ll be our little secret. I’ll even get my dad to cancel the outstanding balance on your tab at the restaurant (it’s been nine years since you last paid it anyway.) Deal?
 
Oh, and what’s up with Sho-chan anyway? He just called me and said I was a bad influence on him. Do you know what’s going on?
 
All the best,
 
Aiba Masaki
[Defendant]
 
PS. You can try, but if you break my 5-Iron, you’ll have to pay for it.
 
 
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From: Ohno Satoshi
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
 
 
But why not?
I bought some anti nausea tablets just for you….
And if you won’t even get on a boat in private, how are we ever going to get to go to a deserted island together? I’m not paying you to run away with me: That’s illegal.
 
Ah~ I only asked you to model because I haven’t really been able to draw recently. Don’t be mad. I won’t let you wash my hair while you’re mad; it hurts. Maybe I should ask Sho-kun? He has been doing all that working out lately and it would be a shame to waste it. Or Matsujun? But he’d probably say no too, huh?
 
Can’t you think of something we can do together? I feel like I’ve hardly seen you all year~!
 
Faithfully yours,
 
Ohno Satoshi
[Disciple]
 
PS. I liked the blindfold trick best. ♥
 
 
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(S)END
 
Well, short little things like this must come to an end sooner rather than later (that’s the definition of short and little, you know,) so I might do one more with Nino’s comebacks for this lot, but I think that would be it, then.
 
On the plus side, doing this has helped me get back into the swing of writing properly, so I should be releasing some proper stories soon, (including the ones I promised ages ago. I’ve also been thinking about writing another series… but I’ll get back to you on that.
 
Feel free to comment with your thoughts and ideas. 
  
  

Comments

[zukkoke-iero.livejournal.com]

yay. read now/.

[zukkoke-iero.livejournal.com]

LOOOLLLLED at this -->> I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth.

ahahaha... you mentioned his wisdom teeth XDDD

PS. I can handle Leader on my own. -->> we know you do... *smirk*

I love this most...

From: Ohno Satoshi
To: Ninomiya Kazunari


But why not?
I bought some anti nausea tablets just for you….
And if you won’t even get on a boat in private, how are we ever going to get to go to a deserted island together? I’m not paying you to run away with me: That’s illegal.

Ah~ I only asked you to model because I haven’t really been able to draw recently. Don’t be mad. I won’t let you wash my hair while you’re mad; it hurts. Maybe I should ask Sho-kun? He has been doing all that working out lately and it would be a shame to waste it. Or Matsujun? But he’d probably say no too, huh?

Can’t you think of something we can do together? I feel like I’ve hardly seen you all year~!

Faithfully yours,

Ohno Satoshi
[Disciple]

PS. I liked the blindfold trick best. ♥

ehhh? uuhhh??? did I just quote something? o_O
*gets bricked*

aahhh... amiii... wanna see their letters to members...
Letters from Sho to all members... and such...
*puppy eyeeesss*
XDDDD

love you ami~ ^^
hugs

[guppy-chan.livejournal.com]

a good comeback! pls write more! i wan to know about the blindfold trick! haha.. thanks for sharing (^_^)

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

I did think about doing something like that...
And if it will make you feel better, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try.

Maybe if I sort of make it like a collection? Like have:

Nino batch
-Nino's letters to all members
-Replies to Nino's lstters from all members
-Nino's response to replies.

Sakurai batch
-Sakurai's letters to all members
-Replies to Sakurai's lstters from all members
-Sakurai's response to replies.

And so on....
I'll start planning it tonight and see if it'll work, OK?

[asyuraniel.livejournal.com]

sho-kun is really majime... he answer properly eventhough the msg just for nino... and nino just being nino.. 9 years ago his last payment... hehehehehe

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

Thanks. But I might leave you to imagine what the 'blindfold' trick is; I'm sure your imagination can come up with something pervy good. XD

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

Yep. Even though it's not really Sho's fault, and it's usually Nino who make him look stupid anyway, he still apologies.... such a mature boy ♥ his mama would be proud.

And Nino probably figures, sinces he pretty much owns Masaki anyway, he doesn't need to pay for eating at Aiba's place. lol

[zukkoke-iero.livejournal.com]

LOLS. OF COURSE YOUR FICS ALWAYS MAKE BE FEEL GOOD.
at times, I want pron so badly, i re-read juntoshi fics from you fufufufufu~

awwwhh... that's good idea, ^^v
*brings pom pom and goes cheering on you*
XDD

[higure-san.livejournal.com]

xDDDDD this made my day. no scratch that. this AND the previous fic (first batch) made my day! =D

i'd LOVE to see nino's comeback xD but yeah, don't drag this for too long.... it'll loose it's.... unique-ness? i think so.

i love the 'satanic alter' comment ^^; jun's reply- short and 'sweet' xD and the thought that nino has debt to the restaurant for NINE years?! LOLLL! gotta love his reply! and ohno, ohno <33

again, thank you for sharing this <3

[kitsie-chan.livejournal.com]

that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter….

cult!Sho?! xD And omo Jun, so cordial.

[a-mbry0.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL
You're doing great job here! wants moooore XDD
Thank you!
<33

[ishidaforever.livejournal.com]

Love it!! XD

[betzi-chan.livejournal.com]

*LOOOOL*
i laughed soooo much.
i just LOVE it.
and jun's answer is the best. short and so jun-like!

i want to read MOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I glad you enjoyed it.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, the back-and-forth can only go one for so long. I was thinking that Maybe I could do some 'rounds' with the others members, maybe though. Like have Aiba send his own letters to everyone, their replies and then his responses. Like starting fresh with each member, you know? But I'm still undecided.

Yes well, if you think about it, Sho is keeping human teeth on display like some kind of prize... even if they are his own if anyone else did that, I'd think they were pretty gothic at least. And Jun knows he has to SHARE Ohno with Nino; he's a good guy.

As for Nino's debt, Whenever Aiba brings up the bill, I imagine that he just shrugs and says "Your family is my family."

PS. I agree with you sentiments regarding Ohno ♥

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

I'd join the Cult of Sakurai any day of the week.

Heck, I'm probably already a member. :]

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

And thank YOU for reading!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ♥

[amh1988.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
I'm happy to know that you enjoyed it. Hopefully, a little bit of everyones peronalities shone through in their letters. [Sidenote:] As short as it is, Jun's reply took me the longest to write to get it to sound like him.

[betzi-chan.livejournal.com]

there is personality of everyone in it. ^^
you did it really great.
you needed the longest to write jun's?
wow. i have not expected this.
but it is really good ^^

[elitejean.livejournal.com]

ooh, an update *jean is happy!!* i think you captured them pretty well^^ seriously, these are so good...it must tough but i seriously want to read messages from other members too just like "letters from neenernator" XD

ohno-man is so adorable, getting all whiny like that..somehow i can imaging neener really not paying at aiba-chan's restaurant XD then jun's reply is short & cool and of course sho-chan's...haha!! satanic altar XD

[narusaku4vr.livejournal.com]

Love the replies, I'm cracking up

Sho's satanic altar...er...shelf

Handcuffs??? What does Nino have in mind anyways.

More please.

[animexfreak728.livejournal.com]

"I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth. Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter…. "

XDDD I loved this. I was rolling around laughing. Sho is a dork.

I like the idea of Letters from Sho!!!! [cant you just tell hes my ichiban?]

Oh!!! And you should poss think about a Sho/OC fanfic!!! Id love you forever! 8D

[animexfreak728.livejournal.com]

http://pamujung.livejournal.com/45613.html im posting this whereever I go! Do itttttt!!!!! Arashi wants you tooooooo!

[mika-sasaki.livejournal.com]

Awesome as usual!!! =D =D
This will bring me smiles until I get to go home.

[aibakawaii.livejournal.com]

LOL, awesome comebacks! 8D I loved Jun's short one. XD
And hah, blindfold trick... *is such a pervy Ohmiya fan*