Fic ~ Nino just wants it to STOP.
Jan. 27th, 2010 06:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amh1988I was bored and I could NOT get this idea out of my head so…. Enjoy!
They’re more like mini drabbles, but kind of connected to one another. It’s really short but it was kind of fun. No real pairing exactly, but Ohmiya is kind of hard to reign in, also implied Juntoshi and well, OK, you could probably find a bit of everything in this.
Title: Letters From Ninomiya
Rating: PG
Genre: General/Humor
Characters: Everyone. Nino POV
Word Count: 500
Type: Stand-alone
Summary: Nino sends a few short mails to his fellow members and tells them what has been on his mind lately.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi.
Letters From Ninomiya
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To: Sakurai Sho
You’re too much. Lately, the amount of times I have had to call you out on your stupidity has been increasing. While, I admit, this is usually a lot of fun for me and watching you fail is highly amusing, I’m starting to run out of appropriate comebacks. I thought putting the verbal smack-down on Aiba-chan and Leader was a full-time commitment, but having to include you in that number is troubling me.
I don’t mind doing it because I do love to watch you squirm, but please… stop timing it so that all three of you are being stupid together. Do you have any idea how crazy it makes me when I have to let one of my victims get away because there isn’t time to nail all three!?
Sincerely,
Ninomiya Kazunari
[Work-aholic]
PS. If you find that video…. No, never mind.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
I think it’s great that you’ve let your image mellow recently and there really isn’t anything more satisfying than watching you parade around like a dork, but could you maybe take it down a notch? I feel like you’re close to over-stepping some boundaries and wandering into my territory.
Alternatively, meet me at our usual bar tomorrow and I’ll teach you the correct way to turn Oh-chan’s switch on.
Respectfully
Ninomiya Kazunari
[Skinship Sensei]
PS. Take Sho-kun surfing sometime. Preferably with a camera crew.
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To: Aiba Masaki
Please stop trying to poison, maim, disfigure or otherwise incapacitate us. I know it was you who “suggested” a lot of those experiments to the professors on our programme too.
Stop it.
If Sho-kun finds out that you are the reason he had to jump out of a plane…. OK, so he probably won’t do much. But there will be no escape from Matsujun if he learns that the swing was all your idea. No matter how fast you run.
….Or how invisible you manage to become. (Which isn’t very likely either.)
Best wishes,
Ninomiya Kazunari
[Informant]
PS. If you really want to fly, I can try whacking you with a 5-Iron the next time we play golf.
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To: Ohno Satoshi
No.
I will not go fishing with you. Please stop asking. Not even your promise to distract me while on board will convince me to get on that vessel of veritable malevolence. How many times do I have to tell you that I only even do it for work because they pay me? Either cough up or pipe down. And no, I won’t take payment in trade. Why don’t you take Aiba-chan? He’s been asking since 2001 anyway.
And while I’m on the subject, you can stop asking me to model for you too. I don’t care if you want to practice drawing human anatomy; I’m not going to pose for two hours for you. Why don’t you just take a picture after our concert tonight? I’ll wash your hair.
Love,
Ninomiya Kazunari
[Guru]
PS. I learned a new trick last week… it’s magic. ♥
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(S)END
Depending on how well this is received, I’ll probably write some more, either from the other members or their replies…. I’m not sure yet.
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Feel free to comment with your thoughts and ideas.
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Date: 2010-01-27 07:16 pm (UTC)XDDDDDDDDDDD
I think you captured Nino's character very good
XDDDDDDDDDD
I like it <3
Thanks for sharing ^___^
*Hugs you*
<3 <3 <3 <3
~Jenny~
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:01 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it. I want to more, but I'm stilling thinking about how I should do it. Like shall I just do the other members' replies, or a whole new set of letters from Sho, Jun, Aiba and Ohno?
Hmm~ *thinks*
I might even see if I can build a story around the members writing letters to each other.
Hey, is there any one reply to a letter you really want to see? Let me know and I'll see what I can do. =3
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Date: 2010-01-27 07:31 pm (UTC)Both ideas sound wonderful, I can't wait to read more from you!
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:07 pm (UTC)I'll probably write and post their replies fairly soon, so stay tuned, OK? 8D
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Date: 2010-01-27 08:17 pm (UTC)plz, plz, plz I wanna read their replies XDDD
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-01-27 08:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(And then I smiled....)
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Date: 2010-01-27 09:13 pm (UTC)That was enjoyable to read though. Seems so Nino-like indeed. :3 *wouldn't be surprised if he actually did write those*
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:18 pm (UTC)I did intend it to be a Iwo Jima reference! And you're the first one to comment on it ♥. And yeah, I was trying so hard to channel Nino and make it seem as though the 'letters' wouldn't seem out of place on the Wink Up message boards. XD
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Date: 2010-01-27 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-27 10:21 pm (UTC)Thanks! Hopefully, I'll have some more done soon, so watch this space....
[SPACE]
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Date: 2010-01-27 09:23 pm (UTC)it is really funny!
and i think i matches with nino. XDDD
i want to read some more of this! ^^
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:23 pm (UTC)I'm definitely going to do more; they're just so. much. fun. XDDD
I'll being doing the members replies first, and then we'll see where I can take it from there. ^_^
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-27 10:30 pm (UTC)I have a soft spot for the evil little brat. d(^_^)b
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Date: 2010-01-27 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-27 10:53 pm (UTC)I'll be working on more soon, so keep your eyes peeled. ^_~
This is awesomeness!!!!
Date: 2010-01-27 11:19 pm (UTC)After reading the letter for Sho, that line made me laugh so hard I had to take a break before I went back to reading...
All of these letters are hilarious!!!You have to write more!!!!!
Re: This is awesomeness!!!!
Date: 2010-01-28 07:18 am (UTC)I've made a start on the members' reponses so you won't have to wait long. ^.^
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Date: 2010-01-27 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 01:26 am (UTC)I laughed hard when reading his letter for sho xD
And fufufu, to aiba, he sounded threatening =P
Ewwwww... And to ohno... Ewwwwww... ♥
Aaah...wait for your fics again ami xDDD
*huggggs*
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Date: 2010-01-28 07:41 am (UTC)*pounce*
I'm glad you liked them sweetie, and I'm happy they brought a smile to your face. And yeah... the Ohmiya undertone were pretty blatant huh? LOL
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Date: 2010-01-28 01:27 am (UTC)I like! I'd love to hear letters or replies from the other four. <3 Thanks.
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Date: 2010-01-28 07:44 am (UTC)^.^
I'm just writing their replies now, so it shouldn't take too long.
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Date: 2010-01-28 01:37 am (UTC)Thank you for sharing! :D
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Date: 2010-01-28 07:46 am (UTC)Given the response from everyone, I can't not write their replies now, huh? XD
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Date: 2010-01-28 01:57 am (UTC)stop timing it so that all three of you are being stupid together
LOLOLOLOL<3
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Date: 2010-01-28 07:58 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed.
I imagine it must be quite difficult for Nino sometimes to fairly punish his fellow members when they're getting to far out of line. XDD
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Date: 2010-01-28 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 08:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 04:18 am (UTC)Please continue with more! :D
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Date: 2010-01-28 08:08 am (UTC)I'll have more soon.
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Date: 2010-01-28 04:23 am (UTC)ROFL!!!
i need to read the responses when they get these mails !! XDDDDD
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Date: 2010-01-28 08:10 am (UTC)I need to write their respones first.... it won't take me too long though. I've already pretty much decide how most will answer. Stay tuned. XD
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Date: 2010-01-28 05:03 am (UTC)THAT WAS PURE AWESOME!!!
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Date: 2010-01-28 08:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 05:30 am (UTC)Matsujun's dorkiness is priceless.
Ohno! Id go fishing with him! I like to fish... XD
I love the letters. Please write more!
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Date: 2010-01-28 08:18 am (UTC)Yup, Nino is pretty awesome. And Sho jumped out of a plane in the first experiment special to test if a wet shirt would dry on the way down. He didn't exactly make it look cool. XD
I love dorky Matsujun too; much more fun!
Actually, I like fishing too, I haven't done it since I was 14, but if Ohno asked, I'd SOOO be there. XDDDDD
Thanks for reading and commenting. ♥
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Date: 2010-01-28 07:09 am (UTC)I really enjoyed this. I like the fact that you were able to bring out Nino's character really well. Continue writing these please! :)
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Date: 2010-01-28 08:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 09:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-29 06:42 am (UTC)Thanks for reading, and lets hope I don't fail quite as bad as Sho when I post their replies. :]
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Date: 2010-01-29 02:27 am (UTC)I want to receive a bratty letter from him, too.>.>I think it'd be fun to read their replies, particularly Aiba's (but that's because my NinoAi bias is squeeing). But this line: Do you have any idea how crazy it makes me when I have to let one of my victims get away because there isn’t time to nail all three!? makes me want to hear Sho's response, lol.
*hugs* Miss you, love.
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Date: 2010-01-29 07:03 am (UTC)Sure thing. Personally, I don't think Aiba will be too worried; he knows he can make Kazu-kun see things his way. XD (Although it might involve bribery....)
And -taken out of context- that quote can can be read is so many ways. LOL >_<
I miss you too.
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Date: 2010-01-29 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-29 07:11 am (UTC)Thanks. I will do. expect more in the next 48 hours.