Another great post, my favourite lines are:

"The Ohmiya-ites: Dedicating their lives to the exclusive worship of Cardinal Passive and His Sharp-Tongued Wife." and

"And verily, as reward for His efforts, Cardinal Passive did display a measure of Heavens Bounty. And He did appear unto the people without pants and did allow them to see His Legs of Short But Sexy Magnificence."

So true and yet so funny *lol*

Thanks!