amh1988 | Fic ~ Nino just wants it to STOP.

I was bored and I could NOT get this idea out of my head so…. Enjoy!

They’re more like mini drabbles, but kind of connected to one another. It’s really short but it was kind of fun. No real pairing exactly, but Ohmiya is kind of hard to reign in, also implied Juntoshi and well, OK, you could probably find a bit of everything in this.

Title: Letters From Ninomiya
Rating: PG
Genre: General/Humor
Characters: Everyone. Nino POV
Word Count: 500
Type: Stand-alone
Summary: Nino sends a few short mails to his fellow members and tells them what has been on his mind lately.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi.

Letters From Ninomiya

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To: Sakurai Sho

You’re too much. Lately, the amount of times I have had to call you out on your stupidity has been increasing. While, I admit, this is usually a lot of fun for me and watching you fail is highly amusing, I’m starting to run out of appropriate comebacks. I thought putting the verbal smack-down on Aiba-chan and Leader was a full-time commitment, but having to include you in that number is troubling me.

I don’t mind doing it because I do love to watch you squirm, but please… stop timing it so that all three of you are being stupid together. Do you have any idea how crazy it makes me when I have to let one of my victims get away because there isn’t time to nail all three!?

Sincerely,

Ninomiya Kazunari

[Work-aholic]

PS. If you find that video…. No, never mind.

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To: Matsumoto Jun

I think it’s great that you’ve let your image mellow recently and there really isn’t anything more satisfying than watching you parade around like a dork, but could you maybe take it down a notch? I feel like you’re close to over-stepping some boundaries and wandering into my territory.

Alternatively, meet me at our usual bar tomorrow and I’ll teach you the correct way to turn Oh-chan’s switch on.

Respectfully

Ninomiya Kazunari

[Skinship Sensei]

PS. Take Sho-kun surfing sometime. Preferably with a camera crew.

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To: Aiba Masaki

Please stop trying to poison, maim, disfigure or otherwise incapacitate us. I know it was you who “suggested” a lot of those experiments to the professors on our programme too.

Stop it.

If Sho-kun finds out that you are the reason he had to jump out of a plane…. OK, so he probably won’t do much. But there will be no escape from Matsujun if he learns that the swing was all your idea. No matter how fast you run.

….Or how invisible you manage to become. (Which isn’t very likely either.)

Best wishes,

Ninomiya Kazunari

[Informant]

PS. If you really want to fly, I can try whacking you with a 5-Iron the next time we play golf.

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To: Ohno Satoshi

No.

I will not go fishing with you. Please stop asking. Not even your promise to distract me while on board will convince me to get on that vessel of veritable malevolence. How many times do I have to tell you that I only even do it for work because they pay me? Either cough up or pipe down. And no, I won’t take payment in trade. Why don’t you take Aiba-chan? He’s been asking since 2001 anyway.

And while I’m on the subject, you can stop asking me to model for you too. I don’t care if you want to practice drawing human anatomy; I’m not going to pose for two hours for you. Why don’t you just take a picture after our concert tonight? I’ll wash your hair.

Love,

Ninomiya Kazunari

[Guru]

PS. I learned a new trick last week… it’s magic. ♥

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(S)END

~~Depending on how well this is received, I’ll probably write some more, either from the other members or their replies…. I’m not sure yet.~~

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you are not the only one with a soft spot for that adorable brat hun^^ i swear...this darn arashi virus is spreading all over...i wouldn't be surprised if the world became all arashified XD looking forward to your other stories, keep up the good work :]

Perhaps it's just my fangirl googles, but it wouldn't really surprise me if Arashi started to move into the mainstream world music market in the next 5-10 years. Really, you only really need to see them once for them to capture your attention. Even the language barrier is that much of a problem when their body language speaks VOLUMES all by itself. XD

As for writing, I'm just getting over a slump right now (or rather, I'm over it after this.) So expect more from me soon. And feel free to chack out my journal for anything that might take your fancy. [/end fic whoring] XD

thank you so much...i'll be a frequent visitor then...maybe a stalker...should be fine because were both fangirls XD my mom loves them...specially ohno!! i showed her sho-kun's recent anan scans...now my mother does not know what to make of him...to her he is a: swan-looking-nipple-showing-stocking-loving-nonathletic-idiot-who happens to be a newscaster XD it's fine...she loves him still, i even got her to celebrate sho-kun's bday with me^^

That is awesome! I live too far from my mother to have any hope of converting her, but I'm doing quite well using the long distance conversion method with my younger sister. (The phone bill costs me an arm and a leg).

Incidently, your mother and I clearly share the same opinion of Sakurai. Really, I think it impossible to accurately describe any one of them with a single word. Heck, my word for the whole group is: Crackfantabulous.

Go ahead and stalk/watch/friend me hon, you are clearly a fabulous person with a great mother, I'd be more than happy to have you around! Also, I am loving your icons.
♥_♥

*I'm off now to go dig up the members' replies... hehehehe*

sure thing hun^^ i live in a house with 3 stubborn women (my mother, younger sister and i)...our tv gets ignored because the 3 of us would rather watch dramas and fangirl on the pc XD my mom never says a thing when i buy goods and other crazy stuff since she likes them too :] i'll be adding you and stalking you then...thank you so much, i made them^^

I know exactly what you mean. Even though the male to female ratio in my household was always fairly even, us girls were always the main force in out household. (Not in a bad way...) And I can't even remember the last time I actually sat down to watch the TV, unless it was the news. XD

Anyway, I freinded you back, and as long as you don't mind, I'm gonna take a gander at your graphics and see what I can gank. ^o^

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