He, thanks. It's kind of like a silly little background project I've had for a while. I never really make any plans to write them, but when I get stuck on something else or I'm bored, this is what I do instead.

Although the way they are written seems to change with each one, and they probably get steadily less funny, it keeps me amused. BTW, alternate names (That I haven't already used) for Matsumoto are:
Brother Death-Glare
Saint Sadism
Bishop Big Rings
Brother Bling
Cardinal Camp
Divine Diva of the Dimples
and He of the Apparently Tasty Fingers