"Yea, and with the Boat of Soggy Cardboard - which was no longer a boat, but just Soggy Cardboard ... " example 9848428# of how much I adore your humour.

I may have mentioned on the earlier two chapters how brilliant this is.
let me reiterate it. this=brilliance.
I adore it. *memory-ed*
It's totally hit my funny bone.