zomg, that was amazing. do you have any idea how hard it is to not giggle or bust out laughing while reading this? it's really hard. i'm in geography 101 and my classmates and professor looked at me weird because i busted up here: And the One who would be called Captain Comedy but then became quite fond of Sadism crept into The Forbidden Lands of No Light.

yeah, the first line. i was embarassed, but it was worth it. thank you!!!! *goes off to read holy scriptures*