amh1988 | Fic ~ Nino's Inbox Is Flooded

Wow guys! The response to the first ‘letters’ was incredible…. I never thought that four silly little drabbles would be so popular. XD And since you guys asked for it (and boy~ did you ask for it) Here are the replies from the other members. It was actually harder this time because I wasn’t keeping to one character, but hopefully, it’s passable.

Title: Letters For Ninomiya
Rating: PG
Genre: General/Humor
Characters: Everyone.
Word Count: 450
Type: Follow up to stand-alone (?)
Summary: After Nino sends a few short mails to his fellow members and tells them what has been on his mind lately, they send their replies.

-Letters From Ninomiya (first batch)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Arashi.


Letters For Ninomiya

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From: Sakurai Sho
To: Ninomiya Kazunari

Is that so? I’m sorry, I didn’t realise I was causing you trouble. From now on, I’ll try to be more aware of the situation. Given the choice though, don’t you always default to nailing Ohno-kun? Besides, I never plan to look stupid; it’s usually either you or Matsujun who set me up in the first place….

Anyway, I’ll make it up to you. Want me to treat you to lunch tomorrow? The TBS cafeteria has some really good beef ramen lately.

Speaking of treats, thank you very much for my birthday present. I’m not exactly sure what you think I would need a pair of magicians’ handcuffs for, but I am grateful for your kindness. I have displayed the handcuffs in my room next to my wisdom teeth. Even though, according to my mother, that shelf has started to look a bit like a satanic alter….

Humbly yours,

Sakurai Sho
[Mediator]

PS. Matsujun invited me to the beach earlier, do you want to join us?

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From: Matsumoto Jun
To: Ninomiya Kazunari

Even when I parade around like a dork, compared to everyone else, I’m still the coolest member. Your territory is safe; I’m only looking over the border.

Cordially,

Matsumoto Jun
[Tourist]

PS. I can handle Leader on my own.

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From: Aiba Masaki
To: Ninomiya Kazunari

Geez… you don’t have to take it that far Nino-chan. I haven’t done anything to you lately, have I? I even made sure you were safe by having them give you the left-alone segments and invented Mirror Man so you didn’t have to do so much work. That was all for your sake, you know.

If you tell, I’ll probably have to run away to Africa! So let’s just keep this to ourselves, OK? It’ll be our little secret. I’ll even get my dad to cancel the outstanding balance on your tab at the restaurant (it’s been nine years since you last paid it anyway.) Deal?

Oh, and what’s up with Sho-chan anyway? He just called me and said I was a bad influence on him. Do you know what’s going on?

All the best,

Aiba Masaki
[Defendant]

PS. You can try, but if you break my 5-Iron, you’ll have to pay for it.

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From: Ohno Satoshi
To: Ninomiya Kazunari

But why not?
I bought some anti nausea tablets just for you….
And if you won’t even get on a boat in private, how are we ever going to get to go to a deserted island together? I’m not paying you to run away with me: That’s illegal.

Ah~ I only asked you to model because I haven’t really been able to draw recently. Don’t be mad. I won’t let you wash my hair while you’re mad; it hurts. Maybe I should ask Sho-kun? He has been doing all that working out lately and it would be a shame to waste it. Or Matsujun? But he’d probably say no too, huh?

Can’t you think of something we can do together? I feel like I’ve hardly seen you all year~!

Faithfully yours,

Ohno Satoshi
[Disciple]

PS. I liked the blindfold trick best. ♥

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(S)END

Well, short little things like this must come to an end sooner rather than later (that’s the definition of short and little, you know,) so I might do one more with Nino’s comebacks for this lot, but I think that would be it, then.

On the plus side, doing this has helped me get back into the swing of writing properly, so I should be releasing some proper stories soon, (including the ones I promised ages ago. I’ve also been thinking about writing another series… but I’ll get back to you on that.

Feel free to comment with your thoughts and ideas.

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Erm... it might be because it's been a while since I posted. HOWEVER, I will post again! Maybe tomorrow... work has been killing me and I've had some life events in the last two months that I've been trying to deal with. All of which can be found in my super depressing post that will probably come tomorrow. ^______^

LOL That icon makes me smile everytime. As does this one. XD

Fic ~ Nino's Inbox Is Flooded

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